The Maker of all Human Beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential Internal
Non-morality," or more commonly known as "S.I.N."
Some Symptoms:
[a] Loss of direction
[b] Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression or confusion in the mental component
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfish, violent behavior
[f] Amnesia of origin
[g] Fearfulness
[h[ Rebellion
To correct this SIN defect, the Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at
fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service
free of charge. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has most generously
offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all
areas is: (772) 336-9999(24/7)
or visit online by clicking Here!
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,
into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e] Goodness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
[I] Self-control
Please see the operating manual, THE HOLY BIBLE, for further
details on the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired
units direct monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance
Technician, THE HOLY SPIRIT. Repaired units need only make Him
welcome and He will take up residence on the premises.
WARNING:
Continuing to operate the Human Being unit without making these
corrections voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to many
dangers and problems --- and will result in the Human Unit being
permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on J.E.S.U.S.
P.S. Please
notify others of this important recall notice.
